Tuesday, April 13, 2010


Just look at Blue. He is a pretty big boy now. Actually, he's HUGE!
Tiff how old do you think he is anyway? 8 months old? I'm drawing a bit of a blank here.

Here's an old picture of Reepacheep for comparison.
Anyways Blue is bigger than Reepacheep and boy howdy, are those two trying to figure out who goes where.
Oh the drama.
The hissing.
The growling.
It's a little funny but I'd rather not have that mess.
We've tried the negotiation route.
Sadly they don't really speak English and I don't really speak cat so negotiations hit a wall early on.
We have experimented with drugs while they are together in the house to try and help them learn to get along. We gave catnip to them both yesterday in the hopes that their getting high together might calm the hostilities a bit. As it turns out that is not exactly what happened. It seems those two are total nipheads and after his first sample of the good stuff Reepacheep not only did not want to go outside, when I got him out he spent most of the day trying to get back in and back to the goods. Blue mstly lolled about and I swear I saw him the exact moment he realized he had the munchies. When they weren't busy licking up/rolling in/drooling on their catnip they were scoping each other out, trying to think of ways to remove the other cat from the vicinity in order to take his shit. Blue has been observed perched protectively in front of his little baggie of herbal goodness, watching Reepacheep with the evil death ray eyes that only a pissed off stoned kitty can achieve, ears back and paw at the ready. Reepacheep was falling more into the "can't we all just get along?" category, rolling over and showing the world his soft fluffy belly, eyes closed in kitty ecstasy.
Until Blue pounced of course.
Silly kitties.
Time to break out the peacekeeper mission plan.
In their drugged out fog they totally forgot I have the squirt bottle and won't let them send fur flying.
I just got the floors mopped after all.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I'm not right

In the head, I mean.
Because I sometimes think I can do things that, really, I know I can't.
I'm not talking higher math here, just simple things like moving furniture or using the vacuum cleaner.
And then I do them.
So I am really not curious as to how I manage to occasionally incapacitate myself for an entire day.
I do, however, wonder why I insist upon doing other things when I finally get up and running that I know will make me hurt some more.
As for the rest...
Forget about it.
I have knitting to do
.Knittin' with ma kitteh.


Saturday, April 10, 2010

THIRSTY

I could really go for some juice right about now.
The ham was salty, the bread was dry.
Orange would be good.
No, no vodka thanks.
It's not even noon!
So...Juice?
Thanks.

Friday, April 9, 2010

A point to ponder

Kid's dreams are just as vivid and baffling as adult's dreams, maybe more so.
I get the feeling that she hasn't decided that dreams aren't real yet.
For that matter, when did I decide that my dreams aren't real?

Thursday, April 8, 2010






Sometimes I don't feel like it.
Sometimes I do.
This is it today.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I found it!

"What did she find?" you may be asking yourselves.
The Lost City of Atlantis?
The Fountain of Youth?
The Spear of Destiny?
The Meaning of Life?
The Golden Ticket?
The Holy Grail?
The Remote?

Nope.

MY CAMERA!


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I may have really lost it this time...

My camera that is.
My phone will just have to do.

So this is me:
And this is my devil car:

I don't know about you, but I thought that was fucking hilarious. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?