Never let your hair dry most of the way wrapped in a towel.
When everything is done it's hard to do anything else.
Boogers. Everyone has them, the lucky ones have dogs who eat them.
Kipper is awesome.
The Kid has more clothes than I do.
I have the most shoes.
Sometimes, when you cut the tip off the ear of corn, the caterpillar falls out in two pieces.
Sometimes you find alot of pieces.
I found two moths fucking in my spoonful of milk and cereal.
Then the cereal-box and all-went into the trash.
Cats generally don't do well on walkies.
Laughter is an incredible aphrodisiac.
Venture Bros has come in quite handy.
I like lots and lots of pillows on the bed.
The weather here is actually pretty great.
Walking just a quarter mile with purpose is better than no walk at all.
Coffee is the bomb.