TMI(too much information) is LiLu's love child
I think I played by the rules today.
Way Back When, Minion #1 was The Kid. And The Kid has a Cousin the same age as She. And they have an Auntie who is the Mother of Neither of Them. And said Auntie cares very much for the two Rascals and agrees to watch Them for a whole day even though it is the middle of Summer and She is VERY PREGNANT, so that I and the Cousin's Mother can go enjoy ourselves. We appreciate this very much as We are Both Single Mothers at the time with very little time to enjoy Ourselves Kidless alone, much less Together(my Cousin and I were The Original Them even before Way Back When) and figured Auntie could use the practice seeing as how She would soon be joining the Ranks of Mother Hood.
Auntie comes equipped with a backyard, a screen door and a box of 100 Freeze Pops.
Auntie allows Them to come and go through the screen door at Their own discretion(of which Kids have none) to cool off.
Auntie, who as I said earlier loves The Kids very much and doesn't want Them to suffer in The Heat of Summer, gives Them a Freeze Pop to cool Them off.
Auntie gives Them a Freeze Pop every time They come in.
Auntie is also, as I mentioned earlier, Very Pregnant which interferes with One's ability to think for very long about anything in particular as most of that thought is caught up in wondering about and waiting for The As Yet Unborn One. It's true-ask Anyone that has ever been Very Pregnant.
What this means is that before it is all over Auntie has given Them the entire box of 100 Freeze Pops and probably run up Her electric bill outrageously opening the freezer and The They have probably let hundred's of flies inside the house and out of The Heat of Summer. Auntie confesses to being a bit curious about why They are so Full of Energy and at the same time wondering why They never get hungry. Like I said, Very Pregnant People sometimes have this kind of reasoning impairment(I know I did).
Seeing as how I and My Cousin(The Original Them) had both been Very Pregnant ourselves and had had such a wonderful time, We understand how These Things Happen and it is No Big Deal, really. We depart Aunties house and leave with our respective Kid in tow and think no more about it.
Until the next day that is.
When My Kid SCREAMS in the bathroom a bloodcurdling cry that of course has Me running(one of the few times I've ever run anywhere)to see What The Heck Is Happening!
The Kid is standing over the toilet looking in the bowl at what She has just deposited there.
Apparently those 50 Freezer Pops have *uh hum* left their mark and helped Her make...
A GIANT RAINBOW POO.