Sunday, November 15, 2009

Suck It!

Having been turned into what can only be described as a slug the past few weeks I have felt increasingly despondent about my lack of activity and slow but seemingly inevitable gain of weight.

Getting out of the shower and drying off I reach into the laundry basket and grab a pair of jeans. Not really paying attention I thrust my legs in and start pulling up.

Further evidence of my journey to flabbitude.

I jump.

Do the chicken dance.

The pants make it up.

The zipper and button meet and close without too much trouble.

Lots of muffin top but eh, whatcha gonna do?

Finally I look down.

And realize...


I JUST WIGGLED INTO B'S SIZE 3'S!!!!!!


Now as I've stated many times I have no desire to be a walking talking bag of bones, and really no desire to be a muscle bound hard body.

I am neither.

But that crazy voice I keep hearing in my head,

The one telling me I'm fat...


Can SUCK IT!
Hand carefully placed to disguise said muffin top cause you guys don't need to see everything!

6 comments:

Huff Daddy said...

Looks Good to me!

Brook said...

HD-Thank you!

Nej said...

Wait, wait, wait...you got into a pair of size 3's, and a well placed hand hid what little muffin top you think it gave you?

I hate you.

(but I mean that with all the love I have!)

:-) :-) :-)

(giggle)

Brook said...

Nej-I am definitely NOT a size 3. I think the pants were about half spandex-really. I think I do have a pic minus the hand with the muffin top. Notice also the careful angle of the pose and that my gut was MAJORLY sucked in and you will have a better idea of the reality. But that voice telling me I'm a fat ass cow has been, for the moment anyway, silenced!

Nej said...

If you could get them on, buttoned, and didn't put someone's eye out...you ARE NOT A FAT ASS COW!!!! :-)

(just sayin') :-)

Brook said...

Nej-exactly!