Friday, July 24, 2009

Fuckin' Friday Ya'll!

It's another Fuckin' Friday and I have a big WHAT THE FUCK going on right now.
We went on vacation for 2 weeks at the beginning of July, as you know. What you might not know is that I gained FOUR FUCKING POUNDS!
I came home determined to lose the FOUR FUCKING POUNDS by resuming my gym/treadmill activity and the usual cutting back on calories. My goal was/is to reduce by 5lbs and 3 inches(cumulative) in 4 weeks.
It has been TWO FUCKING WEEKS and I have not lost even ONE FUCKING POUND!
I confess I have no accurate idea about the inches except to note that my clothes nearly fit the way they did FOUR FUCKING WEEKS AGO.

MOTHER FUCKER!


11 comments:

Nej said...

You can lose 3 inches by just losing 4 pounds? Dude...I want your metabolism!!!! :-)

You can do it!!!! Just keep at it. I gained 4 of my 8 back in just a weekend trip. :-(

Brook said...

Nej-the three inches would be a total of all the fractions of inches I could potentially lose off my arms, thighs, hips, waist-not all from one place...I'm not giving up by any means but I sure am "what the fuck" 'ing!
It is amazing how resistant our bodies are to change isn't it? Like it's saying over and over "you really don't mean that do you?" Yes I fucking mean it already!
Aaaargh.
You can do it too. You are doing great according to your bed jumping photo!

Nej said...

I didn't know you were a measur-er as well (I knew you were an avid weigh-er though.) :-) :-)

I really should do some measuring....but, I'll leave that up to the personal trainer at the gym. :-) :-) :-)

Brook said...

Nej-OCD...OCD I would love to get some sessions in with a personal trainer. I

Geri said...

Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!!!

:)

WanderingGirl said...

See? So you no longer want to give me that "be patient" line so fucking bad, do you?

Brook said...

Every word I wrote was eating crow Tiff-and I knew it! It is a nasty dish. BTW, did you find out anything helpful from your jug o'pee?

Spellbound said...

I gained 15 during the month of steroids but you don't hear me saying F, F, F. Of course, that's only because you live in NC and my screams just don't quite carry that far. I'm sure Tiff heard me however. Good new, the office is having a weight loss contest for the next 12 weeks with a huge cash prize for the winner. Bad news, someone came to me personally and encouraged me to enter. F, F, F. My competitive juices are flowing however and there is not just money at stake. Excelsior. Onward and downward!!!

Brook said...

Spellbound-Normally I don't cuss-ok that is a big lie =)but I kind of like my Fuckin' Friday title so try to just go with it. I am a little dicouraged right now, but I can guarantee I am still plugging along. Competitive juices can be a great thing, and the 15 lbs aside, hopefully the steroids worked.

WanderingGirl said...

Oh yeah, the pee test, and every other test I've had so far (except the vitamin D thing) says I'm totally normal. Even the endocrinologist looked at me this week and said, "Ya, I can't really explain this either." Oh well. I guess I'm destined to be fluffy and safe kittens. Are you sure you don't need two? The boys are really attached now that Harriet is gone... ;)

Brook said...

"Normal" is good and different for everybody soooo, good to know there is nothing wrong anyway. Keep going to the gym(I have decided outdoor walking in FL is retarded btw-it is fucking hot at 7am!) I almost would take Visa, almost-my mom thinks he's adorable too but she is not a cat person-just the doggies for her. I'll continue to keep my eyes open for a loving kitten home though.