I am a little bit vain.  I know this because sometimes I look at a picture of myself-there are a few okay ones-and think "Hey, I look kinda good".
At least I don't gaze at myself in mirrors all day.  Not since I was a teenager anyway.

Beware: Dollies Ahead

Say hi to Trixie!

Here's a before picture-what a difference.

Whoa

HI!

I go away for a month and look what happens?

NOTHING!

There are some weird fucking people on the television.  I mean I know everyone is pretty fucking weird but these people just pick up their skirts and show their drawers right off the bat.

Eh.  I think I'd probably do the same thing.

I finished two hats in three days.  I know you really needed to know that.

I have a new hobby.  It's dolls. Yes, dolls.  My midlife crisis has struck.

You know I turned 40 right?